When Most I Play the Devil

Nooooooo I missed the askbox being open! First time it’s been open since I got into the subfandom, and I MISSED IT. So disappointed in myself.

I had a really nifty Hounds-specific question too…

Oh Jawn

Baby NO. That’s not how you sex at all!

(This new development is going to mean… interesting things once Chel and Seth get around to Hounds. I mean, it’s going to be, like:

John: “I’ve accepted my bisexuality and I’m chuffed about it! I should tell Sherlock! Hey Sherlo-“

Sherlock: FUK U JAWN I DON’T HAVE FRIENDSASDKAJDSVGRRRRR

John: *weep*)

TEXTS

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

Dear Jim,

Love,

The Texts subfandom

Most of Karachi’s probably going to happen while I’m out camping

I get to come back to find the entire Texts subfandom a smoldering, weeping, blanket-covered wreck.

Texts!feels imminent. Send help!
(Blanket for the impending shock. Manatee because of reasons.)

Texts!feels imminent. Send help!

(Blanket for the impending shock. Manatee because of reasons.)

THE ENTIRE TEXTS SUBFANDOM.

THE ENTIRE TEXTS SUBFANDOM.

fuckyoursolarsystem:

seaofglasz:

fuckyoursolarsystem:

I hate it when I take a shower and still feel filthy.

Take a really hot one? That’s what I do…

Tried that.

I like to surround myself with my favorite scents. Pipe tobacco. Vanilla. Coffee. The pleasant smells distract me from feelings of disgust.

Try that maybe?

I have burning Texts questions to ask! Well, not burning exactly, but I did jolt up from a dream the other night and thought to myself “I wonder what Sherlock and John’s responses would be to that.”

The askbox’ll probably open up again the week that I’m camping. Because I have wonderful luck.

I’m curious what kinds of dances they know.

Like, Sherlock seems like he’d be really good at ballet or ballroom or something similarly graceful.

John… oh dear. The only dance I can picture John doing is the kind of thing you find at Catholic grade schools, where the boy and girl slowly go around in a circle with their arms fully extended, fingers barely touching each other’s shoulders, while a nun looks on sternly and tells them to “Leave room for Jesus”…

…I kind of want to draw this now.

221tea:

it would be the eyes wouldn’t it, John?

Do me a favor ladies and gents, it’s important.

strangersatthemall:

Reblog or like if you avidly read Texts from John and Sherlock.

Just finished the entirety of the current textsfromjohnandsherlock archive.

Obsessed. Don’t know what to do with myself.

I require more texts!