|—||Abed (via lilsqwahbitches)|
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
I’M KIND OF SHAKING.
If I ever become famous I want to be like Amanda.
Amanda you’re perfect. OMG
She is the perfect woman.
I think I’m a little bit in love with Amanda
Martin Freeman, you’ve got the best wife. Ever.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Here he goes,
back in time.
Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
Cast of The Avengers (2012)
This is a really good graphic but there is a slight oversight which I have attempted to fix
this isn’t quite right either
Oh there we go