When Most I Play the Devil

Yeah, I know. Everybody wants me to be happy. Everybody wants to help me. But usually, when they find out they can’t, they get frustrated and stop talking to me, or they trick me into buying them ice cream and then shove me into a clothes dryer. Which, I didn’t want to happen to you guys, so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you could help me. The truth is, lots of girls like me, because, let’s face it, I’m pretty adorable. And my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so… I’m more used to them approaching me. (…) Britta, I got self-esteem falling out of my butt. That’s why I’m willing to change for you guys. Because when you really know who you are and what you really like about yourself, changing for other people isn’t such a big deal.

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—	Abed (via lilsqwahbitches)

•Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

• Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole

lickypickystickyme:

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”

The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”

Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”

sunshinetinauk:

mrpondismypatronus:

ravenwriting:

prettyalarming:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

timelordy-teganbreann:

I’M KIND OF SHAKING.

If I ever become famous I want to be like Amanda.

Amanda you’re perfect. OMG

She is the perfect woman.

I think I’m a little bit in love with Amanda

Martin Freeman, you’ve got the best wife. Ever.

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war.

#five

#six

#seven

#eight

#daleks scream

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine.

Here he goes,

back in time.

bakerstreetbabes:

skallagrimjones:

Dark chocolate cake with raspberry mousse filling and white chocolate buttercream.

THIS. IS. AMAZING.

ajdksjdksjdewudjdkhadjgjfg

brofisting:

couuuuullllllllllllsssssssssooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn

ravenno:

iamthespacecadet:

musicalmolls:

Cast of The Avengers (2012)

This is a really good graphic but there is a slight oversight which I have attempted to fix

Man actually

this isn’t quite right either

Oh there we go

perfect

^perfect

Perfect.

LET ME LOVE YOU

beksters:

perfection

Derpy Stark.