Captain Hammerica.

I save America…I tell ya hwhat
Dangit Red Skull.
I sell freedom and freedom accessories
Somethin’ aint right about that God
Nothing says America like propane
Somethin’ aint right about that Tony Stark I tell you hwhat.
I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
Oh my god that’s so damn precious.
Cap probably didn’t find it until after Coulson was dead… ;_;
oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”

dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:
Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014.

The only one of these movies I’m not head-over-heels excited to see is Wolverine 2. I won’t see it in theaters, but I’ll probably download it anyway because Hugh Jackman.













