When Most I Play the Devil

Just foaling around with my webcam, lolz. <3

Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven* 
Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me? 
 *Lily Allen.

sephirona:

Yeah okay idk don’t hurt me alfjsfgkdgj

Based off of the comments in this post.

Pokévengers.

Let’s play a game. It’s called: Find Luna.

dederants:

roseofcimarron:

Poor Benedict

EHEHEHE….

His chest cannot be contained!

jessychickin:

lokii-d:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

whoever made this, i love you.

“Or very open-legged.” EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

lemon-in-the-flight-deck:

its-just-the-shock-talking:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Greg Lestrade comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

well, don’t commit suicide