A jack of all trades and a master of none.

This blog is a mix of humor, fandom, my interests, things/people I find aesthetically pleasing, and personal posts. If my life is too much for you, well… haters to the left, as they say.

I have an addiction to recipes and owning books.

My writing idols are Chuck Palahniuk for his style, Stephen King for his dialogue, and Neil Gaiman and Jasper Fforde for their senses of humor.

I’m very open about my sex life. I love sex. I love cuddling. I’m queen of the procrastinators. I have a crippling fear of failure. I have a love/hate relationship with myself. I am a fiercely loyal friend and a bitter enemy. I’m much too passionate and I love too easily. I have a poor memory for conversations. I have problems concentrating. I lack self-control. I’m disgustingly good at trivia. People tell me I’m good at writing and acting. I studied abroad in Scotland for a semester and it changed my life. I’m not sure if I want to settle down and have kids or just say fuck it and travel the world until I die.