this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
it makes me really sad when people have bad teachers because then you get people who are like “god i hate physics so much” but it’s because nobody’s explaining it well and they don’t get it. like they could have become passionate about physics but instead they shut it out forever. this applies to every subject.
THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
Gustave Moreau - Study for Lady Macbeth (1851)
Brian De Palma - Carrie (1976)
My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that they come up with their evil plan and then just make puns about it for 10 minutes and that’s the act one finale
Have You Seen Your Cat? flyer
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you
THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING
This gives me life
How music changed from 2000-2013.
i feel so fucking old right now…
Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?
this made me feel really good and really human (except for the last couple songs)
also I’m going to marry alicia keys and you can’t stop me